R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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