My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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