brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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