I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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