trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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