all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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