Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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