So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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