Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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