We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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