well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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