Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He passed out mid-signature
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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