I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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