I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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