evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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