I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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