i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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