OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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