awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Drake has all the answers
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