So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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