Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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