Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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