Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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