do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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