my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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