So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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