yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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