ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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