No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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