I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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