Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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