If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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