wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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