i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So much rum. So many feels.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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