3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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