I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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