The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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