Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I believe in your delicious
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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