i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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