The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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