i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
