yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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