Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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