The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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