i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Redeem this text for a blowjob
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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