Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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