Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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