No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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