He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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