A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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