yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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