I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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