have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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