before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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